Pie-eyed burglars nod off on sofa

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Two burglars fell asleep after gorging on apple pie, police in Lower Austria have revealed.The friends, aged 39 and 46, stole 60 Euros from a family home in Hohenberg on Saturday night. They then left for a nearby pub where they spent the cash on cigarettes and beer.At closing time, the crooks decided to return […]

Karate champ sentenced for knocking out woman during break-in

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A Romanian karate and kickboxing champion has been sentenced to more than four years in jail for seriously injuring a woman during a burglary.The jury at a court in Graz heard yesterday (Tues) how the 30-year-old left his victim lying in a pool of blood in the summer of 2009. The man had gone into […]

Confessional box auction offline after ‘satanic’ bid

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Catholic Church killjoys have ordered a parish to take its confessional box auction offline – right after the highest bid was exactly 666 Euros.Priest Otto Weber of cash-strapped Hirschstetten parish in Vienna-Donaustadt decided to offer one of the church’s confessional boxes on eBay to carry out essential renovations.But Archdiocese Vienna decision-makers forced the canny cleric […]

First losses for s-Immo in company history

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Sparkassen Immobilien AG, also known as s-Immo, said today (Weds) it suffered losses for the first time in its 22-year history last year.The company – which belongs to Austrian bank group Erste – announced annual losses reached 78.9 million Euros in 2009. The main factor for this development was a devaluation of its Eastern European […]